{"title":"What I Buy Online and Why","description":"\u003cp\u003eI buy a lot of unnecessary but dopamine instilling items, usually late at night that I forget about and turn up as a beautiful surprise shortly after.\u003cbr\u003eI get asked all the time where I got it from, so I thought I would regularly share the links in one safe spot.\u003cbr\u003eEnjoy Queens x\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-dehumidifier","title":"THE DEHUMIDIFIER","description":"\u003cp\u003eBought this after two solid weeks of rain and 95% humidity turned the Sunshine Coast into a rainforest and my house into a damp little terrarium. It works. Terrifyingly well. It pulls 6+ litres of water out of the air a day — deeply satisfying to empty, mildly horrifying to realise all that water was just... living in my walls. You can't drink it (I googled it, don't), so now I have buckets of forbidden water and pot plants that are somehow STILL drowning in the humidity it's meant to be fixing. A completely unhinged purchase. Zero regrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"ws-stars\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"f\"\u003e★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"e\"\u003e★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp class=\"ws-verdict\"\u003eShelley's verdict: 4\/5. Works a treat. Produces 6 litres a day of water I'm legally not allowed to enjoy. Living the dream.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sassy Picks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45955729260730,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/2385\/4522\/files\/dehumidifier.png?v=1780714168"},{"product_id":"sugar-free-red-bull-24-pack","title":"SUGAR-FREE RED BULL (24-PACK)","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhy stop at the servo every morning and pay triple the price when you know — you KNOW — you'll be back first thing tomorrow anyway? Buy the case. Red Bull gives you wings. And the will to live. It's basically coffee, except crispy cold, actually delicious, and zero calories. The breakfast of functioning chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"ws-stars\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"f\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"e\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp class=\"ws-verdict\"\u003eShelley's verdict: 5\/5. The breakfast of champions, if champions ran on spite and caffeine. Buy the case, thank me tomorrow (at the servo I didn't go to).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sassy Picks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45955813638330,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/2385\/4522\/files\/redbull.png?v=1780714014"},{"product_id":"the-pink-princess-office-chair","title":"THE PINK PRINCESS OFFICE CHAIR","description":"\u003cp\u003eA genuine 10\/10 for comfort, for style, and for buying the exact thing my ex-husband would never have allowed in our home. It came in a box and I put it together myself — no man required. What more could you possibly need than a chair that has you looking, feeling, and BEING amazing? The throne my home office always deserved.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"ws-stars\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"f\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"e\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp class=\"ws-verdict\"\u003eShelley's verdict: 10\/10. Comfort, style, and the petty little joy of owning something he'd have hated. Assembled solo. Reigning accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sassy Picks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45955814850746,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/2385\/4522\/files\/pinkchair.png?v=1780712984"},{"product_id":"the-under-desk-walking-pad","title":"THE UNDER-DESK WALKING PAD","description":"\u003cp\u003eWalk while you talk, create chaos, and join your Teams call — all at once. I bought this during a two-week stretch where it did not stop raining and I could not bring myself to go outside, but the steps still needed stepping or my Apple Watch would get mad. Light, quiet, and perfectly priced to not alarm my credit card company.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"ws-stars\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"f\"\u003e★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"e\"\u003e★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp class=\"ws-verdict\"\u003eShelley's verdict: 4\/5. Closes the rings without closing the front door. Quiet enough to power through a Teams call while letting chaos reign. The Apple Watch is appeased.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sassy Picks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45955815145658,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/2385\/4522\/files\/trackpad.png?v=1780713274"},{"product_id":"the-ecotank-printer","title":"THE ECOTANK PRINTER","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor when you just KNOW you'd usually run out of ink and never be bothered to buy more. Look how cute it is. It prints over 5,000 pages before it runs out of \"ink.\" Full disclosure: I haven't actually plugged this in yet — I bought it in a flurry while building the ultimate home office — but it looks gorgeous and it promises, hand on heart, that it will never end up in the Printer Pile With No Ink in the garage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"ws-stars\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"f\"\u003e★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"e\"\u003e★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp class=\"ws-verdict\"\u003eShelley's verdict: 4\/5 on looks and promises alone (still unplugged — ask me in a month). The only printer I've ever called cute, and the first with a real shot at dodging the garage graveyard.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sassy Picks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45955822715066,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/2385\/4522\/files\/printer.png?v=1780713639"},{"product_id":"the-rosalina-storybook","title":"THE ROSALINA STORYBOOK","description":"\u003cp\u003eI bought this for my Rosalina-obsessed son — it's the actual storybook she reads from in Super Mario, and it is genuinely hard to find anywhere else (trust me, I looked). Bonus: it became my copy-and-paste present for every single school birthday party we had after that movie dropped. Sorted. And the pages smell nice, which I feel is relevant information.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"ws-stars\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"f\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"e\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp class=\"ws-verdict\"\u003eShelley's verdict: 5\/5. Cracked a kid obsession AND a month of school birthday gifts in one purchase. Near-impossible to find, so you're welcome. Pages smell incredible — I don't make the rules.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sassy Picks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45955823272122,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/2385\/4522\/files\/rosalinabook.png?v=1780713856"},{"product_id":"the-pink-rocking-nest-chair","title":"THE PINK ROCKING NEST CHAIR","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe ultimate lazy-girl rocking nest chair, and I am obsessed. It's pink — naturally, to honour the sacred \"my ex-husband would never have allowed this\" collection — and it's the comfiest thing I've ever added to my balcony. The birds haven't clocked its existence yet; they probably don't like pink either. The cushion is plush enough to put me to sleep, and on more than one occasion, it absolutely has.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"ws-stars\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"f\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"e\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp class=\"ws-verdict\"\u003eShelley's verdict: 5\/5. Pink, plush and petty in all the right ways. Has personally knocked me out on the balcony more than once. The birds can't sit with us.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sassy Picks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45955829039290,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/2385\/4522\/files\/rockingchair.png?v=1780714968"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/2385\/4522\/collections\/what_i_buy.png?v=1780715088","url":"https:\/\/wearsassy.com\/collections\/what-i-buy-online-and-why.oembed","provider":"Wear Sassy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}