{"product_id":"absolutely-not-hat","title":"ABSOLUTELY NOT. hat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbsolutely not. And that's a complete sentence.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnother birthday dinner at the place with the share plates? Absolutely not. Volunteering for the school disco committee? Absolutely not. Texting him back after he \"got busy\" for three weeks? Absolutely, categorically not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the girl who has finally learned the word no and is making up for lost time. For the mum who's done being the default for everything. No explaining, no softening, no \"sorry, I just can't.\" The hat does the talking so you can get back to your wine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoft corduroy dad cap with a relaxed fit and curved brim, finished with cream embroidered lettering and a full stop, because the matter is closed. Available in Navy Corduroy and Dusty Pink Corduroy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne size fits most (adjustable strap with metal clip)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCream embroidered lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCorduroy, relaxed dad cap fit, curved brim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor the friend whose boundaries are stronger than your WiFi\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Wear Sassy","offers":[{"title":"Navy Corduroy","offer_id":50788326768826,"sku":"ABS-NOT-NAVY","price":24.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dusty Pink Corduroy","offer_id":50788326801594,"sku":"ABS-NOT-PINK","price":24.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/2385\/4522\/files\/IMG-3157.png?v=1792448012","url":"https:\/\/wearsassy.com\/products\/absolutely-not-hat","provider":"Wear Sassy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}