{"product_id":"christmas-print-crew-neck-sweatshirt","title":"Slow Sloth \u0026 Festive Christmas Jumper","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot everyone is racing through the silly season.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome of us are taking the scenic route.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the Christmas jumper for people who enjoy festive cheer, winter parties, questionable life choices and absolutely zero urgency. Featuring our delightfully relaxed sloth wrapped in a Christmas wreath, this bright red holiday knit is guaranteed to be the conversation starter at every Christmas in July party, ugly sweater competition, family lunch or pub crawl.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBold, bright and impossible to miss, this jumper brings maximum festive energy with minimal effort. Just the way we like it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you’ll love it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Eye-catching festive sloth design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Soft, comfortable fit for all-day wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Perfect for Christmas in July celebrations\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Guaranteed to attract compliments from strangers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Suitable for eating too many roast potatoes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Christmas in July parties\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Work Christmas events\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Family gatherings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Pub crawls and festive weekends away\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Anyone whose holiday spirit operates at sloth speed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause Christmas is stressful enough.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSlow down. Eat the dessert. Wear the jumper.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWarning: May result in excessive compliments and people asking where you bought it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wear Sassy","offers":[{"title":"Sloth \/ Small","offer_id":45926329286842,"sku":"QIRJB7TWK","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sloth \/ Medium","offer_id":45926329352378,"sku":"BBSRE14W7","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sloth \/ Large","offer_id":45926329188538,"sku":"RBDI9LUG3","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sloth \/ XXL","offer_id":45926329221306,"sku":"4ZTHIRUXG","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/2385\/4522\/files\/4AB46EE3-62DD-4702-BA4F-9B5453822C47.png?v=1780316719","url":"https:\/\/wearsassy.com\/products\/christmas-print-crew-neck-sweatshirt","provider":"Wear Sassy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}