{"product_id":"essential-standard-shoulder-t-shirt-1","title":"YEAH, NAH Fitted Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan you volunteer for the school fete? Yeah, nah.\u003cbr\u003eComing to the 6am bootcamp? Yeah, nah.\u003cbr\u003eAnother bottle for the table? Nah, yeah.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe most Australian answer there is, now on a tee. It means no. It's always meant no. It just sounds friendlier while we say it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the girls who are done people pleasing, the mums whose calendar is already full of other people's things, and anyone who has ever said \"yeah, sounds good\" and then spent three days planning their escape. Wear it and let the shirt turn them down for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe tee that fits like you meant it to\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA clean, fitted cut that sits nicely on the body without clinging in all the wrong places. Soft cotton blend with a bit of stretch and a good solid feel at 250gsm, so it keeps its shape whether it's tucked into jeans, knotted at the waist or thrown on over bathers. And the words? Embroidered. Real stitching, not a print, so your \"yeah, nah\" looks just as good on wash fifty as it did on day one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWear it to\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eThe P\u0026amp;C meeting you got roped into\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eBottomless brunch (where the answer flips to \"nah, yeah\")\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eFamily lunch, when someone asks when you're having another one\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eThe festival, for every bloke who asks for your number\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePairs perfectly with\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eOur IMMEDIATELY NO hat, for when \"yeah, nah\" is still too polite.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe nerdy bit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eFabric: 70% cotton, 30% polyester\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eWeight: 250gsm (soft, stretchy and holds its shape)\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eFit: Fitted, standard shoulder\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eNeckline: Crew neck\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eShort sleeve, embroidered slogan\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eColours: Seven to choose from, from soft pink and apricot through to black and navy\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eLook after it (it's doing the heavy lifting for you)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eTurn inside out and machine wash cold to 30°C on gentle\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eNo bleach\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eIron on low, and never over the embroidery\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eNo dry cleaning\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFind your fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one's a fitted cut, so it sits closer to the body than our relaxed styles. 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