{"product_id":"mens-oversized-cotton-tank-top","title":"WALKING IT OFF Men's Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHis team lost in the last minute. Someone cut him off at the roundabout. He lost at backyard cricket to a nine year old. He couldn't find the tomato sauce in the fridge, even though it was right there in front of him.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe's not angry. He's walking it off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(He's angry.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the blokes who deal with their feelings by doing a lap of the block, muttering, and coming back in like nothing happened. Same slogan as our girls' version, with the words in a moody dark red, because apparently that's how they process things.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBuilt for a man in a mood\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton and properly thick. At 240gsm it's heavy, soft and holds its shape, so it survives the stomp around the block, the shed, the beer garden and the barbie. The slogan is printed crisp and bold across the front, so everyone knows to give him a minute.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eThe boyfriend who takes losing personally\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eThe husband who \"isn't upset\" (he's upset)\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eDad, after he put the flat pack furniture together and has three screws left over\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eYour brother, every single footy season\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMake it a matching set\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eGrab him this one, then grab yourself the original WALKING IT OFF muscle tank. Couples who walk it off together, stay together. Probably.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe nerdy bit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eFabric: 100% cotton\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eWeight: 240gsm (thick, heavy and soft)\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eFit: Loose and oversized\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eNeckline: Ribbed crew neck\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eSleeveless, straight hem\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003ePrint: Dark red slogan on the front\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eColours: Black, White, Light Apricot or Green\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eLook after it (he won't, so you'll be doing this)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eTurn inside out and machine wash cold to 30°C on gentle\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eNo bleach\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eIron on low\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eNo dry cleaning\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFind his fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLoose, oversized cut. Go his usual size for a relaxed fit, or size up if he likes it extra roomy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 640px; border-collapse: collapse; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; padding: 6px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; padding: 6px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; padding: 6px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShoulder (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; padding: 6px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChest (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; padding: 6px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; padding: 6px;\"\u003e72\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; padding: 6px;\"\u003e39.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; padding: 6px;\"\u003e55\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; padding: 6px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; padding: 6px;\"\u003e74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; padding: 6px;\"\u003e41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; padding: 6px;\"\u003e57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; padding: 6px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; padding: 6px;\"\u003e76\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; padding: 6px;\"\u003e42.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; padding: 6px;\"\u003e59\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; padding: 6px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; padding: 6px;\"\u003e78\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; padding: 6px;\"\u003e43.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; padding: 6px;\"\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eChest is measured flat across, armpit to armpit.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eComplete the WALKING IT OFF set\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/walking-it-off-hat\"\u003eWALKING IT OFF Hat\u003c\/a\u003e: embroidered sage green camp cap that fits him too\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/spliced-panel-sleeveless-muscle-t-shirt\"\u003eWALKING IT OFF Muscle Tank\u003c\/a\u003e: the girls' version, for her\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/products\/womens-high-rise-pocket-yoga-shorts\"\u003eWALKING IT OFF Bike Shorts\u003c\/a\u003e: the slogan on the back, for her hot girl walk\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/walking-it-off\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShop the whole WALKING IT OFF range\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ODMPOD","offers":[{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":50718206984378,"sku":"261012PODEG8421#005","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":50718207017146,"sku":"261012PODEG8421#006","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":50718207049914,"sku":"261012PODEG8421#007","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50718207082682,"sku":"261012PODEG8421#008","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Apricot \/ M","offer_id":50718207115450,"sku":"261012PODEG8421#009","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Apricot \/ L","offer_id":50718207148218,"sku":"261012PODEG8421#010","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Apricot \/ XL","offer_id":50718207180986,"sku":"261012PODEG8421#011","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Apricot \/ 2XL","offer_id":50718207213754,"sku":"261012PODEG8421#012","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":50718207246522,"sku":"261012PODEG8421#001","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":50718207279290,"sku":"261012PODEG8421#002","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":50718207312058,"sku":"261012PODEG8421#003","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50718207344826,"sku":"261012PODEG8421#004","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ M","offer_id":50718207377594,"sku":"261012PODEG8421#013","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ L","offer_id":50718207410362,"sku":"261012PODEG8421#014","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ XL","offer_id":50718207443130,"sku":"261012PODEG8421#015","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":50718207475898,"sku":"261012PODEG8421#016","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/2385\/4522\/files\/IMG-3206.png?v=1792811764","url":"https:\/\/wearsassy.com\/products\/mens-oversized-cotton-tank-top","provider":"Wear Sassy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}