{"product_id":"pickle-rick-ugly-christmas-sweatshirt-for-men-and-women","title":"Jerry Christmas Ugly Christmas Sweater","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome people dream of a white Christmas.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJerry is just trying to survive it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIntroducing the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJerry Christmas Ugly Christmas Sweater\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — the perfect Christmas in July jumper for anyone who's ever looked around at family gatherings, questionable life choices, and a rapidly emptying wine bottle and thought, \"Yep... this tracks.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing everyone's favourite permanently overwhelmed Christmas icon, this festive masterpiece combines holiday cheer, emotional exhaustion, and just enough alcohol references to get you through lunch with the extended family.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're heading to a Christmas in July party, ugly sweater competition, pub crawl, work Christmas event or simply embracing your inner Jerry, this jumper delivers maximum laughs and peak festive dysfunction.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Perfect Christmas in July outfit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Hilarious ugly Christmas sweater design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Ideal for Rick and Morty fans\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Guaranteed conversation starter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Warm, comfortable winter fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Great gift for the friend who is constantly one inconvenience away from a breakdown\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChristmas in July parties\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUgly Christmas sweater competitions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSecret Santa gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWork Christmas functions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWinter pub sessions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChristmas movie marathons\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone whose coping strategy is humour\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp 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