{"product_id":"the-dehumidifier","title":"THE DEHUMIDIFIER","description":"\u003cp\u003eBought this after two solid weeks of rain and 95% humidity turned the Sunshine Coast into a rainforest and my house into a damp little terrarium. It works. Terrifyingly well. It pulls 6+ litres of water out of the air a day — deeply satisfying to empty, mildly horrifying to realise all that water was just... living in my walls. You can't drink it (I googled it, don't), so now I have buckets of forbidden water and pot plants that are somehow STILL drowning in the humidity it's meant to be fixing. A completely unhinged purchase. Zero regrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"ws-stars\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"f\"\u003e★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"e\"\u003e★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp class=\"ws-verdict\"\u003eShelley's verdict: 4\/5. Works a treat. Produces 6 litres a day of water I'm legally not allowed to enjoy. Living the dream.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sassy Picks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45955729260730,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0739\/2385\/4522\/files\/dehumidifier.png?v=1780714168","url":"https:\/\/wearsassy.com\/products\/the-dehumidifier","provider":"Wear Sassy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}