Cards that say what you're really thinking, gift bags with attitude, and notebooks for your unhinged little lists. The gift is only half the fun. The wrapping should be just as sassy.
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HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY gift bag -
ARE YOU CHILDISH? YES OR NOB -
THOUGHTS I HAVE DURING WORK MEETINGS notebook -
BRILLIANT IDEAS I HAD WHILE DRINKING WINE notebook -
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU ANNOY ME card -
THIS GIFT IS THE TITS gift bag -
YOU'RE NOT A HOUSEWIFE, YOU'RE A HORNBAG -
YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE BITCH TO BITCH ABOUT BITCHES WITH -
AM I A GOOD FATHER, CHRIS? MY NAME IS KEVIN -
DAD, IF YOU THINK THIS CARD IS SHIT YOU SHOULD SEE THE AGED CARE HOME I FOUND FOR YOU -
EVIL PLANS & STUFF notebook -
I LIKE YOU BECAUSE WE HATE ALL OF THE SAME PEOPLE card -
YOU HAD ME AT 'I HATE THAT BITCH TOO' card -
AWESOME SHIT INSIDE gift bag -
CONGRATS FUCKER gift bag -
YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKIN' BABE gift bag
