Slow Sloth & Festive Christmas Jumper

Not everyone is racing through the silly season.

Some of us are taking the scenic route.

Meet the Christmas jumper for people who enjoy festive cheer, winter parties, questionable life choices and absolutely zero urgency. Featuring our delightfully relaxed sloth wrapped in a Christmas wreath, this bright red holiday knit is guaranteed to be the conversation starter at every Christmas in July party, ugly sweater competition, family lunch or pub crawl.

Bold, bright and impossible to miss, this jumper brings maximum festive energy with minimal effort. Just the way we like it.

Why you’ll love it

• Eye-catching festive sloth design

• Soft, comfortable fit for all-day wear

• Perfect for Christmas in July celebrations

• Guaranteed to attract compliments from strangers

• Suitable for eating too many roast potatoes

Perfect for:

• Christmas in July parties

• Work Christmas events

• Family gatherings

• Pub crawls and festive weekends away

• Anyone whose holiday spirit operates at sloth speed

Because Christmas is stressful enough.

Slow down. Eat the dessert. Wear the jumper.

Warning: May result in excessive compliments and people asking where you bought it.