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Black washed cap embroidered with I'm too sexy for my hair, that's why it isn't there

I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY HAIR hat

$29.95
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I'm too sexy for my hair. That's why it isn't there.

For the man who lost the hair but kept the confidence. He supervised the BBQ, he owns four pairs of the same thongs, and he has never once doubted himself. Honestly? Iconic behaviour.

Buy it for your dad, your husband, or any bald legend in your life who deserves both sun protection and a round of applause.

  • One size fits most (adjustable strap)
  • Premium embroidered design on washed black cotton
  • Structured crown, classic curved brim
  • Doubles as sunscreen for the smooth of scalp

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