NOT INTERESTED hat

Not interested. In the conversation, the drama, or your podcast.

He's "not like other guys." He's exactly like other guys. He has a business idea, a crypto opinion, and a story about his ex that you did not ask for. This hat is doing the talking so your face doesn't have to.

Also works on the school mum who wants to "touch base," the cousin who's selling skincare, and anyone who says "quick question" and means forty minutes.

Stonewashed navy cotton dad cap, white embroidered lettering. Wear it to the bar, the beach, the festival, or anywhere you would like to be left alone with your drink.

• One size fits most (adjustable strap with metal clip)
• White embroidered lettering
• Stonewashed cotton, relaxed dad cap fit, curved brim
• Saves you a conversation. Every single time.