THE PINK ROCKING NEST CHAIR

The ultimate lazy-girl rocking nest chair, and I am obsessed. It's pink — naturally, to honour the sacred "my ex-husband would never have allowed this" collection — and it's the comfiest thing I've ever added to my balcony. The birds haven't clocked its existence yet; they probably don't like pink either. The cushion is plush enough to put me to sleep, and on more than one occasion, it absolutely has.

Shelley's verdict: 5/5. Pink, plush and petty in all the right ways. Has personally knocked me out on the balcony more than once. The birds can't sit with us.