CURRENTLY NEGOTIATING hat (for kids)

Currently negotiating. Bedtime, screen time, one more biscuit, and the terms of your surrender.

For the kid who answers every "no" with a counter offer. They have never accepted a first answer in their life, they know exactly which parent to ask, and they would clean up in a boardroom by Year 3. You are tired. They are not.

Not every kids' hat needs to be a dinosaur, a unicorn, or a cartoon character that doesn't actually exist. Every kid has a personality. That exists. This one just happens to be winning.

Made from thick, sturdy denim with the slogan embroidered in chocolate brown on a cream front panel, finished with olive, tan and denim blue colour blocking. Flat top five panel style, so there's no bubble on top. The front panel is solid, so it stays crisp and intact even when the back is pulled in tight for a smaller head. Made for ages 5 and up, and it fits adults too, for anyone whose personality has persisted into adulthood.

• Adjustable back, sized for ages 5+ (and grown ups who never grew out of it)
• Embroidered chocolate brown lettering on a cream front panel
• Thick denim, flat top, solid front panel that holds its shape
• For the small lawyer in your house who has never once accepted "because I said so"