DRAMATIC. hat

Dramatic. Full stop. No further questions.

You didn't overreact. You reacted the correct amount and everyone else underreacted. There's a difference, and you will explain it at length.

Someone said "it's not that deep." It was that deep. It was the Mariana Trench. You have receipts, screenshots, and a group chat that agrees with you.

Stonewashed cotton dad cap, white embroidered lettering, and a full stop stitched in for the people who need it spelled out. Available in Black, Denim Blue and Dusty Orange, because you have a version of yourself for every mood.

• One size fits most (adjustable strap with metal clip)
• White embroidered lettering
• Stonewashed cotton, relaxed dad cap fit, curved brim
• For the friend who makes every story better and every dinner longer