NO INSIDE VOICE hat (for kids)
No inside voice. Never had one. Not looking for one.
For the kid you can hear from the car park. The one whose whisper is technically a shout, who narrates every Lego build to the whole street, and who has been asked to "use your inside voice" roughly four thousand times this term. Spoiler: there isn't one.
Forget the dinosaurs, the unicorns and the cartoon characters nobody has ever actually met. This is a hat for a real personality, and theirs comes with the volume all the way up.
Made from thick, sturdy denim with the slogan embroidered in burgundy on a cream front panel, with denim blue crown and brim and burgundy side panels. Flat top five panel style, so there's no bubble on top. The front panel is solid, so it stays crisp and intact even when the back is pulled in tight for a smaller head. Made for ages 5 and up, and it fits adults too, for anyone who also never found their inside voice.
- Adjustable back, sized for ages 5+ (and grown ups who are still loud about it)
- Embroidered burgundy lettering on a cream front panel
- Thick denim, flat top, solid front panel that holds its shape
- For the child the neighbours already know by name