We're not crying about it. We're walking it off.
The hangover. The group chat. The kids. The ex. Whatever it is, lace up, grab an iced coffee and do a lap. The tank says it on the front, the shorts say it on the back, and the men's version is for him, because he's walking it off too. (He's angry.)
Mix and match the set, then make everyone behind you on the boardwalk wonder what happened.