WALKING IT OFF Muscle Tank
The brunch. The bottomless. The group chat drama. The ex. The toddler who lost his mind in Woolies because his banana broke.
Whatever it is, we're not crying about it. We're walking it off. Iced coffee in one hand, sunnies on, looking annoyingly good about it.
Wide shoulders, loose boxy fit, low cut arms. The kind of tank that says "I've been to the gym" when you absolutely went to the café, then home for a nap.
Not your average print and pray tank
This one's the real deal. Heavyweight 220gsm cotton modal blend that drapes like it cost double and holds its shape wash after wash. The print is solid and opaque, so no ghostly see-through letters and no stiff stick-on vinyl that cracks off after three washes. Finished with our own Wear Sassy tags, because we're fancy now.
Wear it to
Pairs perfectly with a hat that says what you're thinking. Shop the hats and make it a full outfit.
The nerdy bit
Look after it (better than you look after your liver)
Find your fit
It's a relaxed, boxy cut. True to size for that easy oversized look. Want it extra slouchy? Size up.
| Size | Length (cm) | Shoulder (cm) | Chest (cm) |
| S | 70 | 56 | 53 |
| M | 72 | 58 | 55 |
| L | 74 | 60 | 57 |
| XL | 76 | 62 | 59 |
| 2XL | 78 | 64 | 61 |
Chest is measured flat across, armpit to armpit.