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WALKING IT OFF Men's Tank
$44.95
His team lost in the last minute. Someone cut him off at the roundabout. He lost at backyard cricket to a nine year old. He couldn't find the tomato sauce in the fridge, even though it was right there in front of him.
He's not angry. He's walking it off.
(He's angry.)
For the blokes who deal with their feelings by doing a lap of the block, muttering, and coming back in like nothing happened. Same slogan as our girls' version, with the words in a moody dark red, because apparently that's how they process things.
Built for a man in a mood
100% cotton and properly thick. At 240gsm it's heavy, soft and holds its shape, so it survives the stomp around the block, the shed, the beer garden and the barbie. The slogan is printed crisp and bold across the front, so everyone knows to give him a minute.
Perfect for
The boyfriend who takes losing personally
The husband who "isn't upset" (he's upset)
Dad, after he put the flat pack furniture together and has three screws left over
Your brother, every single footy season
Make it a matching set
Grab him this one, then grab yourself the original WALKING IT OFF muscle tank. Couples who walk it off together, stay together. Probably.
The nerdy bit
Fabric: 100% cotton
Weight: 240gsm (thick, heavy and soft)
Fit: Loose and oversized
Neckline: Ribbed crew neck
Sleeveless, straight hem
Print: Dark red slogan on the front
Colours: Black, White, Light Apricot or Green
Look after it (he won't, so you'll be doing this)
Turn inside out and machine wash cold to 30°C on gentle
No bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron on low
No dry cleaning
Find his fit
Loose, oversized cut. Go his usual size for a relaxed fit, or size up if he likes it extra roomy.
| Size | Length (cm) | Shoulder (cm) | Chest (cm) |
| M | 72 | 39.7 | 55 |
| L | 74 | 41 | 57 |
| XL | 76 | 42.3 | 59 |
| 2XL | 78 | 43.6 | 61 |
Chest is measured flat across, armpit to armpit.
Complete the WALKING IT OFF set
WALKING IT OFF Hat: embroidered sage green camp cap that fits him too
WALKING IT OFF Muscle Tank: the girls' version, for her
WALKING IT OFF Bike Shorts: the slogan on the back, for her hot girl walk